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  OFFICIAL BSL RIDER [dusted off from the Archives!]*  
 
Whilst on tour, BSL have to cope with the many stresses and strains that come with performing live in various cities. It's a tough job and like all top acts they have their own special needs to maintain the high standards they are renowned for. Owing to the many enquiries we get asking just what the boys need backstage to keep them ship shape, deliver their usual killer performance and help them make it through the night, we thought we would let you know just what is their list of expectations. Promoters know that unless all these requirements are met, a BSL no show is a distinct possibility:

"African Style" room with freshly cleaned and deodorised carpets
supply of fresh hot towels
floral arrangement with a "Japanese flair"
aromatherapy candles
dimmable lights
turntable and supply of 7" singles (must have picture covers)
fancy schmancy water
local boutique beer
quality white wine
English breakfast tea (white china cups only)
coke
sushi
chicken (live)
salads (including one large carrot)
assorted cheeses (including Tasmanian Brie)
post show nibblies (must include Chiko Rolls)
mars bars
table soccer game and/or ping pong table
boxer shorts
Mark M needs - sports socks (must fit inside large size y fronts)
Richard needs - assorted battery selection
Bruce needs - elastoplast and other sticky materials
Alch needs - pure oxygen cylinder system
Murray needs - personal guitar technician and personal electrician for effects board
H.P. needs - the address of the local police lock-up and some idea of how much local currency is required to extract a BSL member

 

Note: Stadium shows also have to supply:

Wardrobe Supervisor
Chef and local cuisine food selection (as nominated per city)
Masseuse/Chiropractor
Meditation Room (with background music from Mahavishnu Orchestra pre 1977)
VIP Guest Room decked out in black leather and velvet

BSL are always willing to try anything new, so let us know if you have any ideas for additional or new items to add or change to the Backstage Rider.
We would love to hear of some unusual or peculiar items/ideas that might exist in your particular part of the world. That way BSL can assimilate better with local custom when we visit your territory!

*any relationship to reality is purely coincidental - Ed.